THIS LANDED ON MY DESK
Dear Peter
We have based the following appraisal on reports made by our clients on your habits of work, co-operation, ability to perform repetitive tasks, the quantity of work you achieve and your suitability for business.
This is part of a regular review of your performance.
The ratings used are:
1-5 Poor
6-10 Fair
11-15 Good
16-25 Very Good
26-30 Excellent
Your recent score was Good
We hope that this is of use to you in monitoring your own progress.
Yours &c.
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